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Geek Round-Up, 4-19-10

Monday, April 19th, 2010

Wow. It’s been awhile since I blogged. Bet you thought I forgot about this site. Well, I haven’t. So, let’s get to it.

  • wormsI’ve been playing a lot of Worms on my Playstation 3. Believe it or not, I only became aware of this series last year. I downloaded it from the Playstation Store and now I’m addicted. My buddy Andy and I have spent several late nights holy hand grenading the crap out of each other. I highly recommend it to those who aren’t familiar with it. You can read IGN’s review on the game here.
  • Another game getting a lot of play on the PS3 is Super Rub a Dub, even despite IGN’s horrible review of it. But what can I say? The ladies absolutely love moving those ducks around in the tub (a past time I’ll try transferring over to real life..). So, I think I’ll keep it. After all, gotta keep the ladies happy.
  • One more video game-related bit and I’ll move on. I just became aware of the upcoming Legend of Zelda-inspired game, 3D Dot Game Heroes for Playstation 3. Holy crap. I want this game. The LoZ series are my favorite games of all time. And IGN really liked 3DGH, so I think it’s safe to say I’ll dig it too. Check out the trailer:

  • ORIGINAL STAR WARS CHARACTERS TO RETURN POST-RETURN OF THE JEDI. Is this the new “comedy” series set in the Star Wars universe? (I seriously hope not) Or is it, as some have speculated, a new Clone Wars-style animated series following the adventures of our favorite characters? What about Sansweet referring to “not everyone who dies in sci-fi remains dead?” Could it be that a prequel-era character comes back to plague the original trilogy characters? Darth Maul? A Dooku clone? Asajj Ventress? Grievous? I’ve often thought something like that could happen in a post-ROTJ animated series, but who knows? There’s so much to speculate on and next to nothing has been revealed. Lucasfilm is going to have a lot of explaining to do at CV.
  • Call me crazy, but I liked the Vin Diesel starring Riddick film series. Pitch Black and the animated Dark Fury were both great and The Chronicles of Riddick was decent (in a “stupid action flick” kind of way). So, of course the idea of another Riddick film (as has been rumored for years), is kind of exciting for me. Well, one was announced a few months back and now a script review has popped up for it (WARNING: there are spoilers there). Definitely sounds intriguing, and I look forward to hearing more on the project in the future.

Thoughts on Restarting the Spider-Man Films

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Okay, for those that don’t know, they’re rebooting the “Spider-Man” film franchise. Apparently, there was a big power struggle between previous series director Sam Raimi, the studio, Marvel Comics, and the actors, and no agreement could be reached in which direction to take the franchise.

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“Solomon Kane” trailer

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

I dig the old pulp stories by guys like Lovecraft and Howard, so I’m definitely interested in seeing this one.

Don’t eat yellow snow, but what about “Dead Snow?”

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Meet: “The Mystery Team”

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Some Movie Reviews

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Adventureland - A “dramedy” about a kid who graduates college but has to work at a theme park in order to pay for an apartment in New York the following fall. I thought the movie did a pretty decent job at capturing the feeling of that time when one first falls in love and idealizes the other person, overlooking their flaws, and then also when the rude awakening happens and one realizes that their partner isn’t quite what they’ve built them up to be in their mind and how to handle it. Also, good performances from a strong cast; when it’s funny, it’s pretty funny. When it’s not, it’s still worth watching.

Angels & Demons - The best National Treasure flick ever made, A&D perfects that other franchise’s formula of following clues and using information that the characters already know but which they don’t find out over the course of the movie to lead them on to the next clue. Better than it’s predecessor, but still so/so. Tom Hanks is just kind of there and the casting of Ewan MacGregor still has me scratching my head a bit (c’mon, man - I’ve seen Trainspotting. You’re better than this!). A decent rental.

Outlander - New to DVD, it’s a competant sci-fi/fantasy flick about an alien who teams up with vikings to hunt down dragons. There’s nothing amazingly earth-shattering about it other than it’s a high concept flick that is well put-together and effective in a time when too often bigger tentpole flicks forget the basics and fall apart (see my Terminator: Salvation review). A breath of fresh air amidst too many MTV-editing-style soulless wastes of celluloid.

Fanboys - Speaking of wastes of celluloid, this flick about a group of friends trying to break into Skywalker Ranch in 1998 isn’t quite one, but if you aren’t a Star Wars fan watching it while drinking with other Star Wars fans or you aren’t wanting to sit through an hour and a half of almost funny jokes and cameos just to see Kristen Bell in a Princess Leia gold bikini (which is pretty nice), then it’s probably not for you as the whole seems more like a group of gags that were written and strung along a loose plot, as opposed to developing a movie and writing the jokes around them.

Taken - Ever wonder what a foreign, fifty-something-year-old Jason Bourne would do if his daughter were kidnapped for the European sex market? Look no further! This movie is another competent action flick, nothing that will completely knock your socks off, but good enough to make you root for Liam Neeson as he kicks ass across Paris.

Drag Me to Hell - I never thought I’d see another Sam Raimi Evil Dead movie, but somewhere in this flick’s fantastic seance sequence, I realized that was exactly what I was watching. And I loved it. I’m not a fan of the torture porn horror flicks of late. I like to be scared, surprised, and shocked in my movies, but I’m not a big fan of being disturbed by them, which is what I think the likes of Saw and Hostel are going for. Luckily, DMTH manages to shock, surprise, and scare without ever sinking to the levels of disturbing that so many “scary” movies go for these days. And, the flick was actually funny on top of all of that. Some of the shocks and scares are done in such a way that I was laughing in glee as the main character (portrayed by Alison Lohman) was tortured by the demon sent to torment her. Of course, anyone that has seen Raimi’s brilliant Evil Dead Trilogy (particularly Army of Darkness), would be expecting just that, and man, does Mr. Raimi deliver. Frankly, I think it’s Raimi’s best work since at least before the first Spider-Man movie, and it really makes me wish he’d drop the webhead and come up with more flicks like this. Perfect for a drive-in (if it shows up at one near you) and if it’s out on DVD by Halloween, pick it up and watch it with a group of friends. Well done, Mr. Raimi. Well done indeed.

Franchise Terminated?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

So, I was one of the few that saw Terminator: Salvation this weekend (right after viewing Star Trek for a third time). All in all, I thought it had some great action bits but a paper-thin story and no soul. Really, CHUD has an article on it that I think just about sums it up perfectly, so I’m just going to leave it to them to do so (warning: SPOILERS are all over that article).

TRAILER - The Princess and the Frog

Monday, May 11th, 2009

I grew up on Disney cartoons. I remember my grandparents taking me to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and Pinocchio in theaters. I remember seeing Bambi and The Rescuers that way as well. The Sword and the Stone and Robin Hood used to be on in reruns all the time while I was growing up. My mom rented Sleeping Beauty, Dumbo, The Jungle Book, Lady and the Tramp, The Artistocats, and The Fox and the Hound for us. We owned 101 Dalmations. I even vaguely recall seeing The Black Cauldron once upon a time.

When Disney began their first 2D resurgence with Oliver and Company, my sister and I were the right age. While that flick just missed the mark, I clearly recall being caught up in the fantasy aspects of The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, and especially Aladdin, which has been my favorite Disney movie since the first time that I saw it. The Lion King just missed the mark for me (apparently, that’s everyone else’s favorite). And then after that, I was “too old” to watch Disney cartoons.

Admittedly, I’ve caught a couple of the movies that were released after The Lion King. Tarzan was alright, Lilo and Stitch was funny, but nothing that I’d seen captured the same kind of magic that the old school Disney flicks had - with the possible exception of the stuff that Pixar has been putting out. But Disney on its own seemed a ghost of its former self, which I thought was a shame as they’d put out some quality cartoons back in the day.

So, when Disney bought out Pixar in 2006 and it was announced that John Lasseter (who’d executive produced all of Pixar’s flicks) was made Chief Creative Officer of both Disney and Pixar and that he was interested in returning Disney to its classic 2D roots, I automatically took an interest. Could the company that had created so many movies which had helped shape my childhood (and undoubtedly countless others) get back to making good ol’ fashioned, fun, 2D animated masterpieces? I certainly hoped so and I decided to keep an eye on what they were up to.

Well, now there is something to be seen. The Princess and the Frog, Disney’s first traditionally animated feature in five years, finally has a trailer:

My thoughts? I think it might be a winner. It’s definitely giving off the vibe of the earlier Disney flicks and stylistically looks like it’d be right at home with any of the Disney greats. Now, hopefully they will be able to keep that up with the storytelling and the acting, without having some has-been comedian spouting pop culture references non-stop. I’m still not 100% sold, but I’d certainly say it appears that they’re going in the right direction and I’m going to continue tracking this one until its December release.

OPINION - Star Trek sequels

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

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So, Star Trek has taken the box office on its opening weekend with an estimated $76,500,000. With tremendous reviews, a current 96% fresh rating at Rotten Tomatoes, and what will undoubtedly be great word of mouth, it’s looking likely that the movie will not only be a success but that it will spawn a sequel. The writers of this film, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman are contracted to write the sequel (also this cast signed a multi-picture deal in case it was a success) and have hinted at the possibility of including Kahn in the next one (Kahn appeared in the original series episode “Space Seed” and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn).

khan-and-company-star-treI’m going to go on record and say that I hope they don’t put Kahn into the sequel. “Why?” you might ask. Well, Kahn is the iconic villain of Star Trek lore, despite only appearing in roughly three hours worth of  programming. Yeah, it’d be great to see him represented on screen again, but then where do you go from there? The indications are that the actors had to sign three picture deals (which is standard for franchises anymore), meaning Paramount has a potential trilogy on their hands. And that’s exactly how I would start looking at it: a trilogy. And if they’re going to do a trilogy, why blow their load early? Why not save the strongest villain for the final part and go out with a bang? (There will most likely be more than three movies, but this cast is only guaranteed for three).

But then where would that leave the second film? Well, apart from Spock and Kahn, there is another icon of Star Trek.

The Klingons.

klingon_homelessApart from the Vulcans, what alien race do people think of when they think of Star Trek? And who was mentioned but mysteriously absent in the recent reboot of the series? The Klingons have gotten a bad wrap in the Star Trek universe over the last few series and I’d wager that this proud race of warriors is in need of as much of a makeover as the series itself was. JJ Abrams and crew have the opportunity to avenge past portrayals of the Klingons and return them to the intergalactic bad asses that they should be.

So, that’s what I’d like to see. A movie in which the Klingons attempt an overthrow of the Federation and in which Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise are naturally the last line of defense between the warriors and their prey. Then, once that’s out of the way, I’d like to see Kahn Noonien Singh attempt to enslave humanity in a third installment. After this first movie, I think that’d make for a kick-ass little trilogy. Throw Kahn into the mix too early though and you run the risk of winding up with a third part that’s about as flaccid as Spider-man 3. And no one likes a flaccid Kirk. Especially the Orion Slave girls.

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Star Trek review

Saturday, May 9th, 2009

startrekIn 1999, I saw a movie that left me completely and utterly blown away; my senses were tingling and I had no idea what I had just witnessed. That movie was The Matrix, a movie that by all accounts could have been a mediocre or sub par sci-fi romp but which, beyond any discernible reason had all of the right pieces in place to gel into something more, something unexpected, something original and something whole-heartedly entertaining. Say what you want about its sequels, but that first movie was good: its blend of sci-fi/kung fu/philosophy/action was done in such a way to make it a rewarding viewing experience that lingered long after one had left the theater, causing the viewer to wish to reexperience the entire journey.

I’ve seen a lot of good movies since The Matrix - Lord of the Rings, Pan’s Labyrinth, The Bourne trilogy, Batman Begins and its sequel The Dark Knight, Casino Royale, Serenity, and Iron Man. Yet, not a one of them has left me with the same all-encompassing feeling of satisfaction that I experienced after I first watched the Wachowski Brother’s masterpiece.

Until now.

Star Trek is by far the most fun that I’ve had at the movie theaters since The Matrix and possibly before. By all accounts, it shouldn’t have worked: an old franchise that had been neglected and beaten into the ground over the years being “reimagined” by a brilliant television producer (who openly admitted that he wasn’t a fan of said franchise) into a new adventure film filled with younger, hipper, and prettier faces who attempt to step into the shoes of classic characters portrayed by iconic actors. Yet, it does work. Star Trek is fast, smart, funny, beautiful, and fun. And don’t underestimate that last part. Yes, despite five television series and ten previous movies, Star Trek is indeed fun again.

The story is pretty basic: bad guy is pissed about something, seeks revenge, and the good guys have to stop him. But the manner in which they tell that story is fantastic. The pacing of the film is fast, but never too fast as not to tell the story (unlike many of the video game/music video inspired drivel that qualifies as “blockbusters” these days). When it slows down, it does so in a way in which there is still tension within the scenes and in which the characters are able to push the narrative forward, keeping the movie moving at all costs. For the life of me, I can’t remember a single moment in the film where I just felt like screaming “C’mon! Get on with it!” (even last year’s magnificent The Dark Knight had spots where I’d wished they’d hurried up and gotten to the point. That’s right, I’m looking at you, Mr. Bale and Ms. Gyllenhaal).

I wasn’t sure how I was going to feel about the new cast replacing the classic Kirk, Spock, Bones and crew, but oddly enough, I didn’t even notice that I wasn’t watching the originals. The actors were the characters and all of them played their parts in a very satisfying manner. Even when one of the original actors did turn up, it didn’t serve as a distraction, but seemed to give a sense of validation to the new actors and the story, as well as acting as a warm blanket for old time Trekkers (which, I’m not. My familiarity of Star Trek consisted mainly of The Next Generation and the movies, with handfuls of episodes from the other series seen).

Now, at this point, it might seem like I’m gushing, and perhaps I am. If there were any criticisms I have for the movie they would be that at times, I was too aware of Michael Giacchino’s score, which seemed to echo his Lost television score a lot in the first part of the movie. Eventually, as the film progressed, I became less and less aware of the score and by the end it felt right for the flick (in fact, their choice of end credits music was superb). Also, as I said, the story was pretty basic with not a lot in the way of complexity and its villain wasn’t quite up to the caliber of the heroes, but luckily his advanced technology made him a formidable match, even if a Kahn-esque villain would have been preferred (there will undoubtedly be sequels to look forward to for those kinds of villains, though). But really, these are more of nitpicks and minor annoyances than true detractors in a film that was otherwise very, very fun.

I cannot stress that enough. It was fun. The Los Angeles Times called it “this year’s ‘Iron Man’” and I get where they got that, as that movie from last year was fun too. But whereas Iron Man had a few moments where it kind of tripped on itself, Star Trek didn’t seem to. In fact, my buddy Brad leaned over to me at one point and said, “I keep waiting for it to suck,” but it never did.

Star Trek is a fun adventure with some of the best special effects work in years, a great cast, a decent storyline, that is well-paced and well shot by a very capable filmmaker. When all was said and done, not only could I not wait to see the next adventure of the crew of the starship Enterprise, but I cannot wait to go see this one again in theaters. Chances are, I will do just that, multiple times over the summer. I highly recommend that you do too.